By now, you must have seen Mark zuckerberg’s pre-presidential campaign runs in Iowa and other swing states. Now that Trump is president, somebody has to step up to the plate to champion feral liberalism, so it might as well be Faceborg’s beta founder.
Now this can present some problems. Namely:
- Mark fuckerberg is obviously *really really* rich.
- Expect cucks and traitors in GOPe to rally to Mark’s defense to betray Trump, again. Damn Never Trumpers.
- Actual science/virtue signallers will rally to Mark, of which expect 33-40% of America’s population to do so.
In short, he’s a more dangerous opponent than Rotten Hillary simply because he has none of the corrupt skeletons that Sick Hillary has but he actually does science for a living (computer and others), so all those damn idiots I can’t stand in the “sciences” will instantly flock to him. Also, people on the left side of things will like Mark better because “facebook is cool!” This already gives Mark likability and branding right off the bat.
The great news is Trump is way more manlier than Mark fckerberg, so he should be able to bully him in the presidential election. This is a great opportunity to not only keep demoralizing the feral liberals, but drain them AND facebook of a lot of money. Depending on how the culture and fake news status is in 2020, we can go “full ham” on feral liberals and just taunt the hell out of them. Ridicule them for destroying America and wanting to “go back” to screwing us over some more.
Mark might also be tempted to change facebook’s algorithm to screw Trump and his voters over on Facebook, especially when it comes to “fake news”, to give him an edge in 2020, which would create the PERFECT excuse for launching the anti-trust lawsuit we all know needs to happen against our Tech overlords in silicon valley.
While I’m cautiously optimistic we can crush Faceborg’s chances of winning, I would not underestimate him. MOckery and shaming will be valuable and potent weapons against him. I can already picture the campaign ads, “While Mark is goofing off to his computer games at facebook, people are dying as drugs and criminals rape and pillage Americans.”
Game on Mark, just announce your presidential run so we can start the bullying of you, thanks. *Devil smiley emote*.
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P.S. Even if we lose, I will at least enjoy the mockery memes. We won’t though.